By Dennis Hartley
Pre-Twitter: Nixon used to wander the White House in the wee hours, drunk as a skunk, talking to paintings of dead presidents.
At least he kept those 3 am ramblings to himself, God bless ‘im:
The real story turns out to be SURVEILLANCE and LEAKING! Find the leakers.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 2, 2017
Trump really needs a new hobby. Maybe he can learn to play the sax.