By Dennis Hartley
Now playing, on the nightly news! The scariest screen couple since…
Ray and Martha!
Sid and Nancy!
George and Martha!
Frank and Dorothy!
Rafe and Sunny!
Barnabas and Victoria!
Raymond and Connie!
It’s…Ted & Carly: The Movie!
Rated R for Really? I’m not sure whether to laugh, or to flee in terror.