Me and you and a dog named Boo

By Dennis Hartley

Johnny Depp’s new film looks awesome…but the trailer is a tad lo-fi:

As Donald Trump might say: Very low energy! Contrary to popular belief, there is an art to reading off cue cards. Johnny should have asked for tips from his Hollywood Vampire band mate Alice Cooper:

Now that’s how you do compulsory recitation with panache…acting!

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